$50 bucks (lyrics)

(Hey yo J)
What's up player? (You know they don't like juggalos over there) Right (50 bucks says you don't get nothin) Man, let me tell you somethin Check this out (What up?) It might sound shady But I fuck a rich hoe named Grady. They call her that cause her hair is blue, She's one of them rebellious rock chicks too. Anyway she has a big hoop in her neden, Rings, chains, needles, pins, and things. Tatoos, it might sound fierce, But I swear to God the bitch gots her butthole pierced. She told me she liked it rough, I'm like straight, First thing she did was punch me in the face, I'm about to plant one to her jaw, Before I could she was tounging my balls, Oooooh whadablah, I dropped my weapon, Looked down and my nuts was kicksteppin, We was butt naked all over the floor It felt weird though cause we was at the Faygo store.

[Chorus]Momma don't like this wicked clown I might come from the dark side of town When she's gone and you're alone again 50 bucks says you'll let me in.

[Shaggy (J)]
(Hey yo Shaggy) What up player? (You know they don't like juggalos over there) Right (50 bucks says you don't get nothing) Maan, let me tell you somethin. I've done fuck bitches both sides of the border, Nuthin like Gretta the millionaire's daughter, Something like 950-sumthin pounds, 5'8" tall and she looove clowns. Bitch had titties like water balloons, My boys used to swing off 'em like baboons, She'd buy us chocolates, swiss cheese pie, And take it, and bake it... completely naked, An ocean of loopness it ain't like nuthin, Just jump anywhere in the mess and start humpin, Don't really matter where I stick my dick, I just reach (yeah), and grab (yeah), and stab (yeah), and jab (yeah), But that ain't the reason that I love this hoe, She used to do a funny little trick with my dick hole: She'd blow into it and make a wish, And my nuts would expand like puffer fish.

[Chorus]Momma don't like this wicked clown I might come from the dark side of town When she's gone and you're alone again 50 bucks says you'll let me in.
(chorus keeps goin til' the end of the song)

Juggalo Family (Lyrics)

Violent J:
And they wanted to know if I would trade 10 juggalos for a 100 main stream fans And I said I wouldn't trade 10 juggalos for a 100,000 mainstream fans 10 juggalos is priceless

Blaze Ya Dead Homie:
I gots love for my homies, members of the Lotus United we stand, squashing all deadly forces Been to hell, could of spent eternity there All the bad shit I've done, I should still be there Juggalos can ya feel me, feel me, worldwide, worldwide Running with the hatchet straight out the Lotus Pod Always got your back till end screaming juggalos Dark lotus, psychopathic that's the way you go

Monoxide Child:
So many people in the matrix die alone, hey Not me, my soul belongs to juggalos, they Keep me going when I'm down and out I pick up the phone drop them a line and here them shout Saying Twiztid is the shit, and I'm down with the clown Dark Lotus for life until I'm dead in the ground! I give a dap to all my homies and killas who get it started All my juggalos always represent for the departed
Chorus:
Mass murder makes me happy! Dead bodies make me happy! Say what you will of me..I'll always have juggalo family! Mass murder makes me happy! Dead bodies make me happy! Say what you will of me..I'll always have juggalo family!

Shaggy 2 Dope:
6 individuals pedals formed from 1 stem Who try to run away and not follow any trends, with no friends Cause we accend from the same dirt, filth, grit, and grime and combine Juggalo minds to crush Mason shrines Whats yours is mine it was mines is yours Let the wagons of the Dark Carnival show you different worlds Any hoes front a juggalos or the hatchet Tell them to come suck on your dick, we psychopathic!

Jamie Madrox:
All my life I've been living it all alone I'm like a king with no people or a crown or a throne And what I'm speaking on is what I'm feeling like Do you know what it feels like to feel the warmth of the sunlight I'd really like to know cause I've been chilling in the dark For so many years that I question love in my heart And I hate everyone, and I hate everything Except for all the juggalos and the love that they bring! (Chorus)

Anybody Killa: If it wasn't for the juggalos I don't know Probly be robbing everybody in the world fo sho So I'm thankful for the family that adopted me in And since I live on the underground it all fit in I can't explain all the power that the Carnival brings Or the energy from ya'll when the hatchet swings All I know is that I'm staying cause it's where I belong Dark Lotus on my wrists till I'm dead and gone

Violent J:
If it wasn't for Shaggy my shirt would still be baggy I wouldn't be fat, I'd still be hungry and crabby We used to buy our own records at the stores So they would think it's a hot seller, and order more But we built a team of same killers with the same dream But we couldn't reach the top, we'd stay B level like Charlie Sheen We finally realized we will always have the juggalos I'll never give another second, to them other hoes!
(Chorus x3) Lotus!!! Lotus!!! Lotus!!! Lotus!!! Lotus!!! And they wanted to know if I would trade 10 juggalos for a 100 main stream fans And i said I wouldn't trade 10 juggalos for a 100,000 mainstream fans 10 juggalos is priceless
(Chorus x2 repeats and fades out until song ends)

What is a juggalo? (lyrics)

"What Is A Juggalo"
[Violent J]What is a juggalo?
Let me think for a second
Oh, he gets butt-naked
And then he walks through the streets
Winking at the freaks
With a two-liter stuck in his butt-cheeks

[Shaggy 2 Dope]
What is a juggalo?
He just don't care
He might try to put a weave
In his nut hair
Cuz he could give a fuck less
What a bitch thinks
He tell her that her butt stinks
And all that

[Violent J]
What is a juggalo?
He drinks like a fish
And then he starts huggin people
Like a drunk bitch
Next thing, he's pickin fights
With his best friends
Then he starts with the huggin again
Fuck!

[Shaggy 2 Dope]
What is a juggalo?
A fucking lunatic
Somebody with a rope tied to his dick
Then he jumps out a ten-story windowOh!

[Chorus (2x)]
What is a juggalo?
A juggalo
That's what it is
Well, fuck, if I know
What is a juggalo?
I don't knowBut I'm down with the clown
And I'm down for life, yo

Southwest? (we juggalos)
Down river? (we juggalos)
Jefferson? (we juggalos)
Fuckin everybody (we juggalos)
I'm that juggalugga locoroni
Get the fuck up
Get the fuck the out of here

[Violent J]
What is a juggalo?
A dead bodyWell, he ain't really dead, but he ain't like
Anybody that you've ever met before
He'll eat monopoly and shit out connect four

[Shaggy 2 Dope]
What is a jug..?
What the fuck?
Connect four?
Man that shit is whack

[Violent J]
Don't worry about my shit
Just rap motherfucker
What is a juggalo?
He ain't a bitchboy
He'll walk through the hills
And beat down a rich boy
Walks right in the house
When you're having supper
And dip his nuts in your soup, gloop!

[Violent J]
What is a juggalo?
Well, he ain't a phoney
He'll walk up and bust a nut in your macaroni
And watch you sit there
And finish up the last bit
Cuz your a stupid ass dump fuckin idiot

[Shaggy 2 Dope]
What is a juggalo?
He's a graduateHe graduated from....well
At least, he got a job
He's not a dump puts
He works for himself scratching his nuts

[Violent J]
What is a juggalo?
A Hulkamaniac
He powerbombs motherfuckers into thumbtacks
People like him till
They find out he's unstable
He Sabu'd your momma through a coffee table

[Chorus (1x)]
I'm that juggalugga locoroni
Get the fuck up
Get the fuck the out of here
I'm that juggalugga locoroni
I figured you wouldn't understand

Dark Lotus

Did any1 c on July 13, 2008 the Dark Lotus show in Or i so wanted 2 go but i couldnt make it ;_;
I waz so bummed out I wish i could of gone ;_;

Juggaloz

Wecome 2 my blog if ur not down with da clown den F u!!!! I hav tonz of juggalo friendz. And i luv da song Mad Proffesor, Hokus Pokus, The Neden Game,Fat Sweaty Betty, And Rainbows N' stuff. WIKED CLOWNS NEVER DIE!